Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

My husband is away, so I spread my legs in front of all kinds of workers

The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Fucking your friend is not cheating (and for your girlfriend, we won't say anything)

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus