The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

Fucking your friend is not cheating (and for your girlfriend, we won't say anything)

When I'm drunk, I need something to occupy my mouth, you know?

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

You start every day with sex, start today with cunnilingus